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dancedancetillyouredead:

Having a crush on someone hotter and cooler than you it’s like brushing your teeth for 5 hours straight and then drinking 20 glasses of orange juice.

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bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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harley quinn by brian kesinger

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mybeautifulidiot:

#hey macklemore can we go thrift shopping

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ididntevenwanttimeline:

guess who is owned by Microsoft

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Garbage can be very helpful, okay. He’s a useful cat. He killed an entire family of racoons.

arsharadayne:

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  • Plot twist: I get in a really cute relationship that lasts.